liking someone who is already in a relationship
Liking someone who likes you back, but they’re already in a relationship
Liking someone who doesn’t like you back
Liking someone who doesn’t exist.
this easily became the best thing on tumblr
just interrupting your day to let you know that it takes a sloth 42 hours to have sex
OMG! THAT’S IT! THAT’S THE ULTIMATE QUESTION!
How many hours does it take for a sloth to fornicate?
42 THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING
somewhere in the reaches of heaven, Douglas Adams is laughing his head off
I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.
Gonna be away from tumblr for a week, queuing starts here
CLICK THE SQUARES.
THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
OH MY GOD THIS IS BACK.
FUCKING FUCK I LOVE THIS.
….so that’s how you get 800k+ notes.
everyone can put aside their differences and just agree this is awesome
they need to send this to Israel and Palestine.
this is addictive. i selected all squares
I’ve had WAAAAY!! too much fun with this!!
ITS BACK I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE THE START OF THE WORLD FOR THIS TO COME BACK
I HAVE BEEN WAITING MONTHS FOR THIS POST OMFG